August 20th, 1987. A man named Gary Stollman interrupts the KNBC local news with a very realistic looking BB gun and a prepared statement:
“The man who has appeared on KNBC for the past three years is not my biological father. He is a clone, a double created by the Central Intelligence Agency and alien forces. It is only a small part of a greater plot, to overthrow the United States government, and possibly the human race itself.”
This statement never made it to air.
This is insane. What’s even more insane is that GARY STOLLMAN WAS RIGHT—